I had a headache yesterday, so E volunteered to give me a massage.
She started speaking in a very soft, 'you are getting sleeeepy' kind of voice:
You are feeling relaxed...
Your head will stop hurting...
You are going to live in a huge mansion...
With 17 party rooms...
And when you go to sleep, your bed will just be a bunch of soft, warm feathers.
[Sounds good, eh? She went on like this for five minutes! And then she got to the good stuff...]
Your children are nowhere around...
And your husband is less annoying...
[Ahhhhhh....THAT'S the spot.]
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