This is a test of the emergency parenting system.
Child comes out of the bathroom and says, "Something weird is going on. My underpants are all pink."
Mom and Dad exchange a significant look as Mom leaps off of the couch towards the child.
Dad beats a hasty retreat upstairs.
Mom realizes she is completely unprepared and has no idea what the next words out of her mouth should be.
Mom: "What do you mean, your underpants are all pink?"
Child shows Mom. Her underwear is pink. As in, they went through the laundry with something red, and the underwear is now pink.
This was only a test.
If this were truly a parenting emergency, bottles of wine would have lowered from the ceiling, and Carol Brady would have been immediately dispatched to your home.
