Oh. My. Gawhd.

"Hey Mrs. C, what did you do last night?"

"Oh, you know, just puttered around, did some laundry, did some reading, went to bed."
[Fake answer]

"Oh, you know, I drank wine from a box, ate (No Name!) All Dressed chips and watched 4 episodes of Long Island Medium."
[Fake answer]

" ... I watched six episodes."
[Real answer]