EGADS!

I just watched a video of myself on Facebook.

As soon as it was over, I marched into the bathroom and started applying eye makeup.

I am determined to figure out how to do this whole makeup thing. Sure a month away from my 40th birthday seems a bit late, but now more than ever I think I need to make friends with Max Factor and Maybelline.

I don't know what I can do about the jowls, though...short of wearing one of those head bandages that people used to wear when they had the mumps...