I know this is too much information, so gentlemen, feel free to stop reading right now...
But I also wonder if this is one of those universal truths that no one talks about until it happens--like when you get pregnant and you get carpal tunnel or your gums bleed, and people say, "Oh yeah, that happens to everyone."
So, I was looking in the mirror at work the other day (the same one that revealed the Eugene Levy eyebrows and Dorothy Hamill hair cut, so clearly I should avoid this mirror) and I suddenly realized that my boobs are old.
They're just looking really...tired. Probably from all the travelling south that they've been doing.
Well... you DO have triplets! Did you breastfeed? Because if you did, I'm surprised they're not down at your knees! This is one reason I'm glad mine are small - they'll stay "young" looking longer. Can you imagine the effect that gravity is going to have on Pamela Anderson??
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