E: Mommy, I wouldn't trade you for anything. Not even if someone could <poof> give me a Nintendo DSI RIGHT NOW.
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My mother misread the last part of my post the other day and thought I said an unfortunate Dorothy Hamill look landed on my LIP. So I laughed for ten minutes picturing a Dorothy Hamill-style mustache.
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My friend L just sent an email about how we used to love buying boots because they were cool and looked awesome and sexy ... but now she just had a conversation with a friend about how the friend's new boots were awesome because they fit her orthotics.
See, I'm not funny. I'm just surrounded by funny people.
I made the blog! Sweet. Now I'm going to send you every ironic thought that pops in my head.
ReplyDeleteAll riiiight!
ReplyDeleteI shall now tip back, put my feet up on the desk, and wait for the emails to come pouring in!
ReplyDeleteI bought boots and running shoes a few weeks back and was thrilled that they were both so comfortable and reasonably priced... much to my chagrin at the checkout, I realized (when the skinny 20 something checkout girl rang them through)that both boxes said "Dr. Scholl". Sigh.
ReplyDeleteStylin', Mell. STYLIN'.
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