S'true

First, some context:

I know I'm late to the party with these videos, but I just saw them last week, and they made me laugh. 

I laughed because it's true, women do say some silly things that men would never say. But surely I'm self-aware and mature enough to not exclaim pointless things like "I had SUCH a good sleep!"

But last night as I was crossing the room to get into bed I said, earnestly:

"I don't think I drank enough water today."

DH's laughing response from under the covers:

"...Shit girls say..."

Dang.