You know that thing where a bee is buzzing around you and you try to brush it away and then it keeps buzzing around you and then you try to walk faster than the bee to get away from it and then the bee suddenly buzzes right up in front of you and then you scream like a little girl and try to back away from the bee equally as fast and then you trip over your own feet and fall on your ass and land on someone's car in the parking lot at Target in Port Huron and you feel like a total loser and walk away grateful at least that the car alarm didn't go off when you bailed onto it?
I just did that.
And yet, my surprise level remains at low to moderate.
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