Lost in translation (again)

Van conversation:

"Remember that time we saw Sammy the Cat get run over by a car?"

"Yeah. But he didn't get squished, the car just went over him."

"Yeah. He didn't die, but then he died later."

DH: "From complications?"

"No, from getting run over by the car."



Palm Sunday conversation:

"So everybody was all happy when Jesus came to town, but then they turned around and crucified him."

"Why did they crucify him?"

My friend, giving a poetic answer: "Well, they were blind...."

E: "Oh! So they didn't know it was him!"