I had a dream the other night that I was being actively romantically pursued by Seth Rogen.
First of all -- Seth Rogen? I mean, he seems nice, but....really?
Second of all -- even in my dream, I was schlumpy -- hair in a ponytail, oversized sweatshirt. Really, why would he come all the way to London, Ontario to get some of that?
Thirdly -- when he picked me up for our date (at my neighbours' house, two doors down, for some reason), he said, "I was thinking we could just make some dinner, I see here that hamburgers are on sale." And he was holding a No Frills flyer!
Apparently I prize frugality and low expectations.
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