Summertime re-run

This is an oldie but a goodie--I just need to write it down so I don't forget it.

E suddenly started rattling off these words of wisdom:

Toddlers are just half baby and half kid.
Kids are just half toddler and half teenager.
Teenagers are just half kid and half grown-up.
Grown-ups are just half teenager and half old people.

(pause)

K: And old people are half dead.


Seriously, you can't teach that kind of timing.