Trick question.

Pop: K, if I ask you to do something, will you do it?

K: (pause) O--kay.

Pop: Because it's Father's Day, K, so if you did what I ask you, it would make me really happy.

K: Okay.

Pop: So if I ask you to do something--anything--will you do it?

K: Yes.

Pop: So anything I ask you to do right now, you'll say yes?

K: Yes.

Pop: You'll do it?

K: Yes.

Pop: Okay. Come to church with us this morning.

K: NO!!!!!!

Pop: But K, you said you'd do anything I asked you to do, because it's Father's Day!

K: I didn't know you were going to say THAT.