Top 3 reasons why everyone should listen to Songza

(Specifically, the "Your Own 80's Training Montage" station on Songza.)

1. If you are in the final stretch of making a traditional Sunday dinner, Gonna Fly Now from Rocky will come on, and your husband will suddenly be driven to mash those potatoes to perfection and you will slice the roast beef like a boss, and the completion of the meal will be elevated--in much the same way that your search for a parking space was by that gentleman's classical music--to an epic challenge that you conquer together.
2. When you sit down to eat that spectacular meal, Axel F will then come on, and your entire family will spontaneously start eating like robots.
3. You will be able to face any challenge in life, overcome any obstacle, and triumph over adversity, when this song comes on. (Especially if Billy Zabka and his band of karate bullies are chasing you, and you're dressed as a shower for Halloween.)