I'm wearing a swingy summer dress. In celebration of this, and in deference to how the dress fits, I'm also wearing a foundation garment in the form of spandex 'boy shorts.'
At approximately 9:00 am things started going south. More specifically, the top part started going south and the bottoms of the legs started going north, and now I have a sort of rolled up spandex hula hoop around my lady parts.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
The worst is when the top part goes south suddenly and violently, and makes a noise like one of those slap bracelets from the 80's. Especially bad in a quiet board room setting, when you get confused looks from the men, and sympathetic but embarrassed looks from the ladies....
ReplyDeletehilarious...both of you made me laugh...I have not had that experience...but have worn the stay ups...like panty hose without the panty...and been looking pretty fly when suddenly, at the most inopportune time the stay up...inexplicably lets go and the entire thing dangles around my ankle....attractive...or as my 16 year old niece would say...awkward aunt lesleigh
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