New grey hairs

Overheard by another mom in the schoolyard yesterday:

Friend: Someone said a bad word!

S: What one?

E: I don't know, maybe the C word!

So the mom emailed to ask "what's the C word?"

I assured her that they have given me this heart attack before. They once announced that someone at school said the C word, and I nearly dropped my fork. When I casually asked what the C word is, they spelled out 'C-R-A-P.'

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One of the girls mentioned a boy in their class last night.

I looked at her and smiled, and there was a meaningful pause. Then she stated matter-of-factly:

"I think he's into me. I think he's interested."