Dear Soy Milk,
It's day two of our new relationship, and I just don't think things are going to work out.
Sure, you don't give me gastro-intestinal distress, and you don't cause me to break out....but frankly those outcomes are almost preferable to the sensation of drinking something so....viscous.
Also (and I know this is totally superficial) but your colour is totally off-putting.
In short, it's not me--it's you.
Sincerely,
Mrs. C
Suggestion...try almond milk (a number of different types). It tastes better than soy and doesn't have as weird a mouthfeel. :)
ReplyDeleteI picked some up some almond milk last night! Looking forward to my cereal this morning.
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